Please post this to your journal if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower, armed with fire extinguishers. The remaining 1% are awesome, and will re-post this.
I don't think I know anyone who's been eaten by dragons, unless alex_royale has been got by the dragons and ninjas that dr_kittym was sending to her house. If she has, I will miss her.
Personally? With the rising floodwaters around me, I think I'm pretty safe. But you can never be too careful with dragons . . .