This morning, it's just us girls - the boss (who's also really wonderful) is off in a meeting, and we have our mailing person Ben working for us.
I got a call from one of my providers - now, little background here. The provider is a doctor who lectures in things like behaviour and emotional resilience. He's . . . well, he's got a radio show, and he promotes himself in a little bit of a rockstar fashion. Someone from another state wanted to use him recently, and he quoted them for business class air travel - bit steep when we're all not for profits!
Any, Doctor R, as I'll call him - well, we all assumed he was a big bloke like Dr Phil. Only when I met him, he's this little blonde man with a pretty fair case of short man syndrome going on!!
Well, our clients love him - it's like a little cult, they all want him to come and speak. But our project officers aren't quite so jazzed - one or two in particular almost actively dislike him!
So, we were having a discussion about one of his invoices which for some reason hasn't been paid, and one of my co-workers started laughing and complaining that we had to stop talking about him. I was baiting her and said I couldn't see what her problem was - that I thought he was little and cute.
That caused a serious uproar!! Someone else said, "Oh, Neph, stick with the wrestlers!" and I just cracked up! That is sooooo not what I ever expected to hear that from her.
Then it was "You can do what you like with them" which I did have to say was a very dangerous thing to say to me! That caused pandemonium, while I gave them my best Evil Overlord grin.
One of the girls was pleading with us to stop, because she's a very visual person and she didn't like the mental images - again, not the thing to say to me. Add evil laughter to the evil grin. Oh, and some mental images of my own that were pretty pornographic but that I didn't share with them! ;-)
Cue much laughter and accusations and snippets flying around like, "I'm seeing Dr R in those little shorts now, thanks very much!"
Completely insane, and a very welcome sanity break. We now return you to your own mental images - in your case, rkowhore79 , I know it involves getting Jeff naked and doing wicked things to him. Take pictures - we need a new picspam :-p