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Totally gratuitous image post . . .

. . . because when I saw this pic, I was absolutely dumbstruck at how utterly fuckable 'Taker looks. 

Come on in, sit a spell . . .

 I mean . . . goddamn that's hot!!  I honestly want nothing more than to crawl up onto his lap and ride him like a wild stallion!

And the more I looked at the pic (which by the way is cropped from a scan of the September issue of the WWE magazine, and you better believe I'll be chasing that bad boy down, yessiree bob!), the more I found to love.

Look utssq - nasty old hooks hanging on the wall!  ;-)

And who doesn't love a man in boots, hmmm?  And there's the leather coat . . . oh yeah, baby, that's right - leather!

But look a little more closely at that chair.  No, stop staring at the man in the chair, just for a second, okay? Check out the arm rests . . . there's a little more leather there.  Wrist restraints . . . oh my.  And if my eyes don't deceive me, there's ankle restraints as well.

There's leather and then there's . . . leather.  Did it just get hotter in here, or is it just me?

And I think that's a cigarillo in his left hand . . . for fuck's sake, push every fucking button I have, whydoncha?  

I think I need an introduction to the genius who dressed the set for this photo shoot, seriously.  Cos this is someone who gets being an Undertaker fan in the key demographic of women past adolescence!!  Finally!

Colour me a happy fuckin' fanbrat!!


Aug. 21st, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
And suddenly, all thought was impossible as my brain just evaporated from the ..well...THAT...

There are no words to describe... just the frenzied action of me wanting to crawl into my deep freeze to cool off.
Aug. 22nd, 2008 11:25 am (UTC)
There are no words to describe... just the frenzied action of me wanting to crawl into my deep freeze to cool off.

Oh don't do that! -grins- That pic is meant to get you all hot and bothered, I'm freakin' sure of it!!

It's evil and wicked and disturbed, and I want to meet and then fuck senseless shake the hand of the genius behind that whole photoshoot. It's so nice to find someone else who's so utterly on my wavelength! XD

I mean, the guy has a website called meantomefirst.com . . . need I say more? -snickers-

Edited at 2008-08-22 11:25 am (UTC)
Aug. 22nd, 2008 02:46 pm (UTC)
Hell yes to the wavelength... :-)

And if I didn't find something made of ice to cool my brain off after that pic ( bought the magazine, btw. Three copies (nerd!), and ...it comes with a 'Taker POSTER....so if I were to slam that bad boy on my wall (sounds dirty, right?), Kane's pyrotechnics would have some serious competition as I would burst into flames no less than five times...
Aug. 22nd, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
It comes with a 'Taker poster as well? -dies-

Now I really can't wait for it to come out down under!!!

-snickers- Hey, I'm all for slamming 'Taker to a wall . . . or being slammed to a wall by 'Taker ;-)

But you had to mention Kane, didn't you? Damn, I can't think about both of them together without being in serious danger of spontaneous combustion!