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Totally gratuitous image post . . .

. . . because when I saw this pic, I was absolutely dumbstruck at how utterly fuckable 'Taker looks. 

Come on in, sit a spell . . .

 I mean . . . goddamn that's hot!!  I honestly want nothing more than to crawl up onto his lap and ride him like a wild stallion!

And the more I looked at the pic (which by the way is cropped from a scan of the September issue of the WWE magazine, and you better believe I'll be chasing that bad boy down, yessiree bob!), the more I found to love.

Look utssq - nasty old hooks hanging on the wall!  ;-)

And who doesn't love a man in boots, hmmm?  And there's the leather coat . . . oh yeah, baby, that's right - leather!

But look a little more closely at that chair.  No, stop staring at the man in the chair, just for a second, okay? Check out the arm rests . . . there's a little more leather there.  Wrist restraints . . . oh my.  And if my eyes don't deceive me, there's ankle restraints as well.

There's leather and then there's . . . leather.  Did it just get hotter in here, or is it just me?

And I think that's a cigarillo in his left hand . . . for fuck's sake, push every fucking button I have, whydoncha?  

I think I need an introduction to the genius who dressed the set for this photo shoot, seriously.  Cos this is someone who gets being an Undertaker fan in the key demographic of women past adolescence!!  Finally!

Colour me a happy fuckin' fanbrat!!


Aug. 8th, 2008 01:36 pm (UTC)
did you have sweet dreams last night? ;)
Aug. 8th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
-chuckles- Oh man, did I!! Between Jeff's audio porn and 'Taker's . . . oh, and watching 'Taker on Jimmy Kimmel right before bed (more audio porn!) - strangest damn dreams of the two of them all night, that I can't really remember any of them.

But I was smiling when I woke up! ;-)
Aug. 9th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
taker was on JK?? cool!! i did not know that. darn i missed it! i'm still looking for that jeff pic for ya...i do remember it's not from the same time as the one i posted. cuz he's outside and has all his itchweeed makeup on, i believe..lol but he's still just wearing those leopard print underwear and those black boots...
Aug. 9th, 2008 10:45 pm (UTC)
'Taker was on Jimmy Kimmel years ago - back in his American Bad Ass days. I got it saved on my Veoh TV. I was watching it for research purposes . . . -snickers-

No, really! I'm writing a fic set in my (much happier) version of the wrestling universe at around the time of his bad ass persona, and I . . . needed to see what he looked like in civvies.

Who the fuck am I kidding? He looks fuckin' hot in black jeans and a sleeveless black shirt, and oh man, do his hands turn me on - no tattoos, compared to his arms . . . for some reason I find that sexy as fuck.

What were we talking about again? -giggles-

Oh yeah, Jeff in leopard skin undies and boots . . .