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Totally gratuitous image post . . .

. . . because when I saw this pic, I was absolutely dumbstruck at how utterly fuckable 'Taker looks. 

Come on in, sit a spell . . .

 I mean . . . goddamn that's hot!!  I honestly want nothing more than to crawl up onto his lap and ride him like a wild stallion!

And the more I looked at the pic (which by the way is cropped from a scan of the September issue of the WWE magazine, and you better believe I'll be chasing that bad boy down, yessiree bob!), the more I found to love.

Look utssq - nasty old hooks hanging on the wall!  ;-)

And who doesn't love a man in boots, hmmm?  And there's the leather coat . . . oh yeah, baby, that's right - leather!

But look a little more closely at that chair.  No, stop staring at the man in the chair, just for a second, okay? Check out the arm rests . . . there's a little more leather there.  Wrist restraints . . . oh my.  And if my eyes don't deceive me, there's ankle restraints as well.

There's leather and then there's . . . leather.  Did it just get hotter in here, or is it just me?

And I think that's a cigarillo in his left hand . . . for fuck's sake, push every fucking button I have, whydoncha?  

I think I need an introduction to the genius who dressed the set for this photo shoot, seriously.  Cos this is someone who gets being an Undertaker fan in the key demographic of women past adolescence!!  Finally!

Colour me a happy fuckin' fanbrat!!

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oresteia
Aug. 7th, 2008 11:22 am (UTC)
it is a great shot though
rkowhore79
Aug. 7th, 2008 11:24 am (UTC)
lol good lord, girl. hop in a cold shower!!! you didn't mention anything about his leg positioning, btw....that's the first thing i noticed...
nephthys_abode
Aug. 7th, 2008 11:30 am (UTC)
you didn't mention anything about his leg positioning, btw....that's the first thing i noticed...

Please! I was tryin' to be a little ladylike and refrain from mentioning how aggressively masculine I find that pose. Seeing as how I've blabbed about all the other things that turn me on about that shot!

Who the fuck am I kidding? -laughs- And to hell with a cold shower - I'm enjoying every second of this, I'd hate to ruin it with a cold shower!! :p
rkowhore79
Aug. 7th, 2008 01:30 pm (UTC)
ladylike? to hell with ladylike! ha. if i had to caption this photo, to me it looks like he's saying in that low tone of his.. "YOU. get over here NOW. on your knees and....______" ok, you can fill in the blanks from there...

oh shit, and i just got out the shower. maybe i need to jump back in now....
nephthys_abode
Aug. 8th, 2008 01:44 am (UTC)
"YOU. get over here NOW. on your knees and....______" ok, you can fill in the blanks from there...

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy ahead of you there, chica!! -winks- Why the hell do you think that picture does such bad things to me?

oh shit, and i just got out the shower. maybe i need to jump back in now....

-laughs- Better make it a cold one!!
rkowhore79
Aug. 8th, 2008 01:36 pm (UTC)
did you have sweet dreams last night? ;)
nephthys_abode
Aug. 8th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
-chuckles- Oh man, did I!! Between Jeff's audio porn and 'Taker's . . . oh, and watching 'Taker on Jimmy Kimmel right before bed (more audio porn!) - strangest damn dreams of the two of them all night, that I can't really remember any of them.

But I was smiling when I woke up! ;-)
rkowhore79
Aug. 9th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
taker was on JK?? cool!! i did not know that. darn i missed it! i'm still looking for that jeff pic for ya...i do remember it's not from the same time as the one i posted. cuz he's outside and has all his itchweeed makeup on, i believe..lol but he's still just wearing those leopard print underwear and those black boots...
nephthys_abode
Aug. 9th, 2008 10:45 pm (UTC)
'Taker was on Jimmy Kimmel years ago - back in his American Bad Ass days. I got it saved on my Veoh TV. I was watching it for research purposes . . . -snickers-

No, really! I'm writing a fic set in my (much happier) version of the wrestling universe at around the time of his bad ass persona, and I . . . needed to see what he looked like in civvies.

Who the fuck am I kidding? He looks fuckin' hot in black jeans and a sleeveless black shirt, and oh man, do his hands turn me on - no tattoos, compared to his arms . . . for some reason I find that sexy as fuck.

What were we talking about again? -giggles-

Oh yeah, Jeff in leopard skin undies and boots . . .
xxcrimsoneyesxx
Aug. 7th, 2008 11:41 am (UTC)
HOLY CRAP!!

That is just..gah *___*
nephthys_abode
Aug. 8th, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
But in such a goooooood way!! ;-)
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nephthys_abode
Aug. 8th, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
Oh, my! Just everything about that above photo is just... I can't even express my own thoughts!

It took me quite a while of quiet whimpering before I could form coherent enough thoughts to even think about posting the pic, so I totally get that!
utssq
Aug. 7th, 2008 12:27 pm (UTC)
Ya know...I've asked them a million times to get MY permission before taking pictures of that man in my torture room where I keep him locked up. Damn it. Now the whole world knows :)
Kiersten got this mag in the mail the other day...I've already stolen it and claimed it for myself lol.
nephthys_abode
Aug. 8th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Ya know...I've asked them a million times to get MY permission before taking pictures of that man in my torture room where I keep him locked up. Damn it. Now the whole world knows :)

I just knew you'd be into leather restraints!! And yes, now the secret's out and you have to share him with all of us - boo sucks, huh? :-p

I'm glad you took the mag from Kiersten - that's adult entertainment right there, not to be given to children by any means!! -giggles-
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nephthys_abode
Aug. 8th, 2008 01:52 am (UTC)
I just knew you'd love it, Kat! ;-)
a7xschoolie
Aug. 8th, 2008 08:39 am (UTC)
-ded-
nephthys_abode
Aug. 8th, 2008 08:40 am (UTC)
-revives-

Knew you'd like that, hon, when you caught up with it.

Nice, huh?
a7xschoolie
Aug. 8th, 2008 09:09 am (UTC)
god, that made my day. -whew-

dang, -stares at it again-

i think im hypnotized dude :P

ooooooh love that song you were listening to, im seeign teh disturbed when they come down in september ^^
nephthys_abode
Aug. 8th, 2008 10:10 am (UTC)
I was tempted to go see them myself, but I'm going to Canada in December, and I'm really kinda hoping to be be able to catch some live events there - prayin' real hard for the WWE to be in Canada or in the northern US somewhere ;-)
alex_royale
Aug. 21st, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
And suddenly, all thought was impossible as my brain just evaporated from the ..well...THAT...

There are no words to describe... just the frenzied action of me wanting to crawl into my deep freeze to cool off.
nephthys_abode
Aug. 22nd, 2008 11:25 am (UTC)
There are no words to describe... just the frenzied action of me wanting to crawl into my deep freeze to cool off.

Oh don't do that! -grins- That pic is meant to get you all hot and bothered, I'm freakin' sure of it!!

It's evil and wicked and disturbed, and I want to meet and then fuck senseless shake the hand of the genius behind that whole photoshoot. It's so nice to find someone else who's so utterly on my wavelength! XD

I mean, the guy has a website called meantomefirst.com . . . need I say more? -snickers-

Edited at 2008-08-22 11:25 am (UTC)
alex_royale
Aug. 22nd, 2008 02:46 pm (UTC)
Hell yes to the wavelength... :-)

And if I didn't find something made of ice to cool my brain off after that pic ( bought the magazine, btw. Three copies (nerd!), and ...it comes with a 'Taker POSTER....so if I were to slam that bad boy on my wall (sounds dirty, right?), Kane's pyrotechnics would have some serious competition as I would burst into flames no less than five times...
nephthys_abode
Aug. 22nd, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
It comes with a 'Taker poster as well? -dies-

Now I really can't wait for it to come out down under!!!

-snickers- Hey, I'm all for slamming 'Taker to a wall . . . or being slammed to a wall by 'Taker ;-)

But you had to mention Kane, didn't you? Damn, I can't think about both of them together without being in serious danger of spontaneous combustion!
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