. . . because when I saw this pic, I was absolutely dumbstruck at how utterly fuckable 'Taker looks.
And the more I looked at the pic (which by the way is cropped from a scan of the September issue of the WWE magazine, and you better believe I'll be chasing that bad boy down, yessiree bob!), the more I found to love.
Look utssq - nasty old hooks hanging on the wall! ;-)
And who doesn't love a man in boots, hmmm? And there's the leather coat . . . oh yeah, baby, that's right - leather!
But look a little more closely at that chair. No, stop staring at the man in the chair, just for a second, okay? Check out the arm rests . . . there's a little more leather there. Wrist restraints . . . oh my. And if my eyes don't deceive me, there's ankle restraints as well.
There's leather and then there's . . . leather. Did it just get hotter in here, or is it just me?
And I think that's a cigarillo in his left hand . . . for fuck's sake, push every fucking button I have, whydoncha?
I think I need an introduction to the genius who dressed the set for this photo shoot, seriously. Cos this is someone who gets being an Undertaker fan in the key demographic of women past adolescence!! Finally!
Colour me a happy fuckin' fanbrat!!