Okay, so I spent  a good few hours this morning watching my shiny new History of the Undertaker DVDs - largely focusing on his . . . relationship . . . with Kane, of course ;-) - and I drooled my way through my likewise shiny new copy of Raw's Tenth Anniversary show just to see Kane in that black shirt and with his hair in a pony tail and ohhhh my god, he is so fuckin' sexy!

I'm not a nerd.  And even if I am, I am still hot.  As the chick in the video says, paraphrased for wrestling fans . . . I just want a man who knows the difference between a power bomb and the Last Ride and who isn't afraid to duke it out in the kitchen with me using cookie sheets under extreme rules!